Genie's

Oh Genies, how i love thee. Let me count the ways

jalepeno, horseradish, cucumber, and black pepper

any way i choose my infused vodka, your bloody marys (maries?) make my soul warm again and washes away the thoughts of the night previous.

jalepeno, pepperoncini, green bean, and celery

sometimes i wonder if i'm eating a glorious salad of happiness, but then i sip, and let the stealthy heat fall into my chest.

Hmm... and your beautiful, well-tattooed, and friendly staff of vixens. a refreshing sight for my bloodshot and bleary eyes. thank you for being so gracious to your zombie-esque patron, and never letting my stumptown go empty.

being buzzed before work with a full stomach of potatoes o'brien is awesome.

i love you, my dear dear genie's. and i'll do it again, again, again, again.

originally 9/11/08