Tuesday, September 16, 2008

notes

I have 4 places that i have yet to write up about.

i came home after work and looked in the fridge. My roommate, after an big day at ikea, brought home some ikea caviar and left a note saying i have to take a picture of me eating it. apparently it costs $3.50. i'm totally intrigued, and horrified. Usually, the cheaper end of caviar goes for $7-10/ounce. this lumpfish caviar is 3.50 for 2.8 ounces.

my mom read my blog. she said that after that she realized that i will never lose weight. then tried to bribe me with plastic surgery for going on a diet. i love you, mother, but the absurdity of your offer never ceases to dumbfound me. every time you say it.

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